Justin's fountain of truth, justice, and the American something or other

seriously though, i fucking love samoas.

2006-03-13T23:32:43Z

for some reason this year's girl scout cookies aren't like i remembered, but im not quite sure what it is. like the packaging is more rubbery or something and the samoa's texture is a tad more gummy with less nougat-like crunch. the nutrition facts say that a serving size of 2 cookies have 140 calories so i still eat atleast 28 and a half cookies a day to keep healthy, and today i head-butted a retarded girl in the vag to steal her 4 thin mints, but this year i didn't even blackmail the local elementary school kids with masterbation photos into giving me their lemon drops. the world is going downhill.

later

2005-10-29T11:08:19Z

To let those of you north, south, and far east of me know, halloween at SB is just as crowded and crazy as everyone says it is. But i'd just as soon move to the east coast or something. or get drunk so i don't remember anything. your frat buddies are so true adam. bitches aint shit.

im so bored, but this was fun

2005-09-02T03:35:46Z

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) Is funkyfoe related to you? what an evil question
2) Is eclecticz3 an emo? only because he wears bitchin glasses
3) Have you ever dated funkyfoe? an even more evil question. but the answer is NO. im going to cry now... =)
4) drowning_star's hair color? yellow
5) If furuigakko had a superpower, what would it be? change his skin yellow and have slanted eyes
6) How many monkeys could jackfrost87 fight at once and win against? every monkey in the world and more from distant ones
7) Have you flirted with littledevilduck? don't think so, but who knows.
8) What do you agree with manderzpony about? that hot hot heat is sexy music and the lead singer is awesome
9) What animal should mushu1021 be combined with? chinchilla. that way he'd be even more pet-able
10) Are funkyfoe and latenightjunkee married? they should be
11) Does latenightjunkee do drugs? look at the name
12) Do you have a crush on latenightjunkee? no.............. ... ..... .........
13) Does drowning_star travel a lot? yeah, freakin ell. lemurs, dead people, and foreign beer can attest to this
14) Did anarfkchy break up with you? nahh, we too tight
15) Would you make out with latenightjunkee? damn, whats with all the naughty lauren questions. but yeah.
16) Is ironfoot87 introverted or extroverted? sextroverted. i made that up. sex me
17) Would latenightjunkee and mushu1021 look good together? perfect together
18) Does anarfkchy have a crush on littledevilduck? seems like lisa
19) Is ironfoot87 friends with funkyfoe? don't think they've met before.
20) Do you think pennylane23 is hot? of course
21) What would latenightjunkee think of funkyfoe? they'd be best friends. absolutely hands down. lauren would go lesbian for her.
22) Is drowning_star 1337? she didn't play WOW with me. her punishment is a "no"
23) What song/movie would you recommend to funkyfoe? a good Weezer song
24) What is latenightjunkee's favorite food? conan
25) Is kamikaze_sponge in a relationship? with a mac
26) Does latenightjunkee go to your school? no. that whore is going to Davis
27) How would anarfkchy kill eclecticz3? she'd go Xenia on him from Golden Eye and squeeze him to death with her powerful sexy thighs
28) How long have you known furuigakko? back when big sticks were aplenty and the sandbox was awesome
29) If funkyfoe took over the world, who would be happy? everyone but the emos
30) How tall is mushu1021? *this tall*

don't get too excited, its only tales of a dirty old man and now an emotionally crippled boy

2005-08-20T16:28:07Z

ADAM! ADAM! ADAM! you're killing me with that picture you gave me. Don't get me wrong, I love it, but my dad just found it and asked who she was and though i neglected to tell him about the fawning and the wishful daydream-stalking, there's only so much you can lie without it making any sense. and do you know what happened then adam? he practically gave me the tupping sex talk. all about how i should respect myself around girls, even ones that good looking (he said that about the good looking part, that wasn't just me throwing something in. except i believe he used 'that hot' which throws in a little dirty old man nastiness into the mix as well), and that i should be myself and talk to them as if they were anyone else. and then told me a story about him liking this 'hot' girl when he was in high school and whadyaknow, turned out to like him too. piece of crap....

oh, and when i put the picture away in my closet where it was before, i came back 5 minutes later to find it on my bed.

anyway, maybe you should keep to sending free samples of KY jelly to my house under my name. its less personal.

This one is tame

2005-06-07T23:47:18Z

Kevin's journey entry #6

May 1, 2002

Happy May Day. Besides the Accounting final, yesterday must have been the most unproducative day in my life. I woke early to study, took the final, which i felt very good about, and crawled into my room, venturing out only for food and to use the facilities. Otherwise I zoned out on T.V. and video games for the next 13 hours. The final did go well though. I had worked on very similiar problems while studying and the whole thing felt comfortable. Hopefully I'll pull off an 'A' in the class, but I have my doubts. A 'B+' will do, but my overall GPA this year has been very mediocre. Maybe 3.2ish. There was this essay question on the accounting final that asked about what we felt about the group projects, and man did I turn up the cheese factor on that thing. I said something like, "Although accounting was a beneficial experience, what I learned most took place outside the classroom, in my groups. Thank you for giving me that opportunity". Goo stuff. Now I need to study for statistics which is the Hitler of all my finals. A true bitch. Cheers to me doing well, as my grade literally depends on it.

what a boozer. for shame

2005-06-06T02:53:53Z

Entry #5 in Kevin's college journal

April 26, 2002

So last night I was writing in the journal on the couch and next thing I know it's 4 in the morning, I'm asleep on the floor, and I'm freezing. I don't know how I got started on talking about Taffy or how I fell asleep so quickly, but it probably had to do with the fact that I'm piss drunk. Or was and will soon be in another few hours. That's because classes are formally over and the songfest party is tonight. After the past few weeks I owe it to myself to have some fun for at least a night before beginning to study for finals. I'm not too nervous about the show, but I do hope that everyone remembers their moves and lines. If we win the party is going to be off the hizzy. Maybe Leslie will come. That'd be good. I miss talking to her a little. Well, truthfully I forgot almost completely about her since we never saw eachother this year, but she does make for good company. If anyone attends this thing it should Jessica the senior so she can bring Piper over. Unfortunate that Piper is a senior, or i'd definitely pursue her for at least a couple reasons.
1. she's really cool. I talked to her for the entire Pikapp-Theta exchange.
2. She vaguely resembles Brittney Spears, at least in the dark when I'm drunk.

This might be one of those times in life where I regret not being more aggressive. I still have her phone number. I should give her a call this summer since she lives in Pasadena, which isn't too far away. Well, it's time to go off to songfest. Wish us luck.

two entries in one day. lucky you.

2005-06-01T05:11:57Z

another semi-but-not-really post. this one is purely pictures. for those of you whom i forgot to tell or those that don't love me enough to remember, i went to sequoia this weekend. most of it wasn't that exicting...

river

nicole and i on a mountain

nicole and i on a log

three rivers inn (podunk style)

thats pretty much it. but the high-light of the trip, and i won't spoil the surprise, was when we stopped by LA to have lunch with my brother. here are some pictures of the local scenery. tell me if you see something familar.

YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT THAT'S THE BAIT SHOP FROM THE OC!

i still don't have a life, and i don't plan on getting one soon

2005-06-01T02:04:13Z

i havent done this in a long time, so you probably won't remember, but i was writing my brother's journal entries here just for college situation-awareness. it's not particularly exciting, but i like it and frankly have nothing appealing to do otherwise. so again i write, here is his 4th entry:

Now that it's thursday evening I can finally take a breath and chill out for at least a little while. Talk about being busy. I have never worked so hard for so long in my life, and I can write this without hesitation. I'll even list all the crap I had to do last night and this morning and afternoon so I can remember 30 years from now that college still entailed a ton of work and wasn't all about partying and having a great time. Yeah, it's probably better than holding down a full time job with bundles of responsibility, but what the hell isn't. So I had this accounting group project that I logged a good 40+ hours into - if not more - in the matter of a couple weeks. We had the presentation on tuesday, and I spent much of last night and this morning writing the final parts of the report when I well could have been sleeping. Then after binding the thing I proceeded to layout, edit, and write my writing 340 paper which took way longer than I had expected so I had to finish my writing portfolio in about 13 minutes. Not much time considering it's worth the most points for the class. No point worrying about that now. I might as well continue with my plans for tonight and get absolutely shitcanned, then wake up tomorrow and write a four page marketing paper. Gee, life is terrific because it provides so many quality opportunities at exactly the right time. The very night I want to drink but really shouldn't is the night of the senior/Active drinkout. or drinkoff. Essentially it's a brotherhood event that allows us Pi Kapps to bond together in the fraternal spirit. Which means we get two kegs, one for seniors and one for everyone else, and sees who can finish faster. And I'm the guy everyone expects to carry the team, what with my half-asian kickass two drink limit. But before I get to that I have a practice for songfest before the show tomorrow. That should be fun. I'm actually really looking forward to it, since everyone has worked really hard and we have a good chance of winning the whole thing. And afterward is the theta-Pi Kapp songfest extravaganza where Kevin will again find himself in a shitcanned situation.

It's now probably two hours after I last wrote and I am drunk. Very drunk. So please understand if the handwriting gets a bit on the sloppy side, as it is difficult enough standing straight. We had the senior/Active drinkoff and the actives won. Hurray! It was really close, and the seniors finished their keg, which I have been told has never happened before. That's good. In a sort of twisted way, it's a measure of how the house has progressed since it was recolonized in 1998. Next year the seniors have a legitimate chance of winning. Delta class is so big, and many of the guys are very active. Bit I'm not too worried, since I may not even be here (I really want to travel abroad during spring 2003) and if nothing else, Borris will probably drink the entire keg himself. But enough of the drinking and fraternity stuff. I'll talk of something else, like my dog. I haven't seen her in awhile but she's a laborador/german shepard mix and I like her a lot. Although, since around christmas time she's been sleeping in my bed back home, getting her hair all over it and my room. Dumb bitch. But I like her all the same.

mooglestripteas @ 2005-05-04T21:59:00

2005-05-05T05:42:37Z

in spirit of the new hitchhikers movie, even though it was pretty bad, i wanted to post the funniest thing i've ever read in my life and it happened to be from one of douglas adams' books. the overall tone-context of the book makes it what it is, but i couldnt very well type the whole 214 pages into an lj cut (this story alone took me half an hour), but i dont know. its perfect.

"I'll tell you a story," said Arthur.
"Good."
They found a patch of grass which was relatively free of couples actually lying on top of each other and sat and watched the stunning ducks and the low sunlight rippling on the water which ran beneath the stunning ducks.
"A story," said Fenchurch, cuddling his arm to her.
"Which will tell something of the sort of things that happen to me. It's absolutely true."
"True story."
"You know sometimes people tell you stories that are supposed to be something that happened to their wife's cousin's best friend, but actually probably got made up somewhere along the line.
"Well, it's like one of those stories, except that it actually happened, and I know it actually happened, because the person it actually happened to was me."
"Like the raffle ticket."
Arthur laughed. "Yes. I had a train to catch. I arrived at the station--"
"Did I ever tell you" interrupted Fenchurch, "what happened to my parents in a station?"
"Yes," said Arthur, "you did."
"Just checking."
Arthur glanced at his watch. "I suppose we could think of getting back," he said.
"Tell me the story," said Fenchurch firmly. "You arrived at the station."
"I was about twenty minutes early. I'd got the time of the train wrong. I supposed it is at least equally possible," he added after a moment's reflection, "that British Rail had got the time of the train wrong. Hadn't occured to me before."
"Get on with it." Fenchurch laughed.
"So I bought a newspaper, to do the crossword, and went to the buffet to get a cup of coffee."
"You do the crossword?"
"Yes"
"Which one?"
"The Guardian usually."
"I think it tries to be too cute. I prefer The Times. Did you solve it?"
"What?"
"The crossword in The Guardian."
"I haven't had a chance to look at it yet," said Arthur. "I'm still trying to buy the coffee."
"All right then. Buy the coffee."
"I'm buying it. I am also," said Arthur, "buying some biscuits."
"What sort?"
"Rich Tea."
"Good choice."
"I like them. Laden with all these new possessions, I go and sit at a table. And don't ask me what the table was like because this was some time ago and I can't remember. It was probably round."
"All right."
"So let me give you the layout. Me sitting at the table. On my left, the newspaper. On my right, the cup of coffee. In the middle of the table, the packet of biscuits."
"I see it perfectly."
"What you don't see," said Arthur, "because I haven't mentioned him yet, is the guy sitting at the table already. He is sitting there opposite me."
"What's he like?"
"Perfectly ordinary. Briefcase. Business suit. He didn't look," said Arthur, "as if he was about to do anything weird."
"Ah. I know the type. What did he do?"
"He did this. He leaned across the table, picked up the packet of biscuits, tore it open, took one out, and..."
"What?"
"Ate it."
"What??"
"He ate it."
Fenchurch looked at him in astonishment. "What on earth did you do?"
"Well, in the circumstances I did what any red-blooded Englishman would do. I was compelled," said Arthur, "to ignore it."
"What?? Why?"
"Well, it's not the sort of thing you're trained for, is it? I searched my soul, and discovered that there was nothing anywhere in my upbringing, experience, or even primal instincts to tell me how to react to someone who has quite simply, calmy, sitting right there in front of me, stolen one of my biscuits."
"Well, you could..." Fenchurch thought about it. "I must say I'm not sure what I would have done either. So what happened?"
"I stared furiously at the crossword," said Arthur, "couldn't do a single clue, took a sip of coffee, it was too hot to drink, so there was nothing for it. I braced myself. I took a biscuit, trying very hard not to notice," he added, "that the packet was already mysteriously open...."
"But you're fighting back, taking a tough line."
"After my fashion, yes. I ate the biscuit. I ate it very deliberately and visibly, so that he would have no doubt as to what it was I was doing. When I eat a biscuit," said Arthur, "it stays eaten."
"So what did he do?"
"Took another one. Honestly," insisted Arthur, "this is exactly what happened. He took another biscuit, he ate it. Clear as daylight. Certain as we are sitting on the ground."
Fenchurch stirred uncomfortably.
"And the problem was," said Arthur, "that having not said anything the first time, it was somehow even more difficult to broach the subject the second time around. What do you say? 'Excuse me...I couldn't help noticing, er...' Doesn't work. No, i ignored it with, if anything, even more vigor than previously."
"My man..."
"Stared at the crossword again, still couldn't budge a bit of it, so showing some of the spirit that Henry V did on St. Crispin's Day..."
"What?"
"I went into the breach again. I took," said Arthur, "another biscuit. And for an instant our eyes met."
"Like this?"
"Yes, well, no, not quite like that. But they met. Just for an instant. And we both looked away. But I am here to tell you," said Arthur, "that there was a little electricity in the air. There was a little tension building up over the table. At about this time."
"I can imagine."
"We went through the whole packet like this. Him, me, him, me..."
"The WHOLE packet?"
"Well, it was only eight biscuits, but it seemed like a lifetime of biscuits we were getting through at this point. Gladiators could hardly have had a tougher time."
"Gladiators," said Fenchurch, "would have had to do it in the sun. More physically grueling."
"There is that. So. When the empty packet was lying dead between us the man at last got up, having done his worst, and left. I heaved a sigh of relief, of course.
"As it happened, my train was announced a moment or two later, so I finished my coffee, stood up, picked up the newspaper, and underneath the newspaper..."
"Yes?"
"Were MY biscuits."
"what?" said Fenchurch. "What???"
"True."
"No!" She gasped and tossed herself back on the grass laughing.
She sat up again.
"You complete nitwit," she hooted, "you almost completely and utterly foolish person."
She pushed him backward, rolled over him, kissed him, and rolled off again.

mooglestripteas @ 2005-02-26T23:12:00

2005-02-27T07:17:04Z

For quite a long time now i've been pouring my love into a little orchid plant on the corner of my desk, and now, possibly because of the rain and the little spirit inside the plastic pot reaching towards it, a new stem is growing. i know its not that big of a deal, but the plant's growth has pretty much be zip nada for the last 5 months so its good to know the little sucker still has something in him. if im lucky, by next month it'll have petals and everything. and if nothing else, its heartening to know i can keep something alive and well for any amount of time.

mooglestripteas @ 2005-02-18T05:41:00

2005-02-18T13:41:12Z

The best feeling ive had today is waking up 2 min ago and realizing i dont have school.

the rain-sound was also quite nice.

on one hand, you got that. but on the other hand, you're holding the other.

2005-02-11T05:05:03Z

So the big question tonight: B34 or C38?

I couldn't possibly know ( .... ), so lets open it up for discussion. Any takers?

Oh, I think it'd be best to keep it to anonymous posts only.

what if god was one of us? just a horny teenage boy like one of us?

2005-02-01T05:42:29Z

For english homework we had to read parts of Paradise Lost, but also to understand the biblical refrences we were supposed to read Genesis 1-4. reading the bible for homework, kinda weird, i know. i'd seen a bible on our bookcase many times before so i knew where to get one, but hadn't taken it out for a long time so i was suprised to see that near the bottom right-hand corner was my mom and dad's name printed in silver lettering.

it just hit me that my family actually did the whole religious thing a long time ago, probably before i was in 2nd grade. I was kinda mystified, and even more so at the fact that my parents shrugged off being god-fearing christians and became the god-shunning athiests that we are today. usually my dad sticks with things, and i thought it was really quite amazing that he was able to switch so quickly. and then immidiately afterward i realized that he switched so easily cause he saw through all the bullshit and high tailed it out of the culturally accepted, grandoise (though i guess not necessarily bad) cult they call christianity before he got sucked into its lure. i in no way dislike people of faith, i just think its alittle bit hard to swallow, and personally i couldnt follow something that required me to forgo my all my logic and every bit of common sense in me. sounds too much like a scam. plus the first part of Genesis reads like a Seseme Street book.

"God said, 'let there be light,' and there was light. God saw that light was good, and he seperated the light from the darkness. God called the light 'day,' and the darkness he called 'night'. And there was evening, and there was morning"

Pleeeeease. i mean, might as well start worshipping a toothbrush, call it omnipotent, and write the word of god on proper teeth maintenance.

woof

2005-01-14T03:30:29Z

For the past couple of days i've been home alone, with my parents in Utah and my sister with her friend in Hawaii. i haven't exactly been taking care of myself (i'll explain in abit), but i do have to say that being alone with no parents definitely makes me a happy camper. i was feeling crazy so for probably the first time in my life i left the seat up just to see if it fit my style, but it just felt too weird. like not wearing your seatbelt or something. i haven't stripped down to the completely, unadultered naked yet, but im slowly easing myself in. for example, today im wearing my black silk robe with heheheh only myself underneath. so depending on how the next day goes i might be sunbathing in my birthday suit scaring all my young neighbors and maybe if i showcase my cards right, arouse my adult neighbors. who knows.

now, i havent been exactly, perfectly, independent cause my grandparents have been coming over every day around 5 o'clock fixing me dinner. i know what you're thinking, justin you pansy, cant even make your own goddamn dinner, blah blah blah. and to that i say SHUT THE HELL UP. you haven't tasted my grandma's tacos, they're excellent. i wont go into much detail cause i know immature minds read this (just dont go there. don't. its not a door i, nor i imagine anyone else wants to go into). the funny thing was, my grandma was really confused when i started choking on my taco and then laughing histerically when she mentioned that her friends bought a dog and named it hummer.

and thats why im not naming a dog when im old and senile.

mooglestripteas @ 2005-01-08T18:02:00

2005-01-09T02:06:50Z

just a little tidbit. you know how everyone is helping to support the tsunami victims, and all that jazz? well petsmart is now doing its part as well. for a limited time only, from 1-7-05 to 2-7-05, petsmart will be collecting donations in the front of the store to help tsuname victims'...............dogs.

i was very tempted to pick up the nearest animal and have it take a piss or wholloping dump on the sign. i love animals, i really do, but just let them die. get to the people. and i heavily doubt that petsmart will take the $86.13 they will raise and actually send it to india. we sell doggy boots, diapers, and sunglasses for godsake, i dont think the store is smart enough.

mooglestripteas @ 2005-01-05T18:25:00

2005-01-06T02:42:00Z

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

1. Justin
2. Sally
3. justo (in spanish)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:

1. californiacowz
2. squidwardjunky
3. georgeformansG (george formans grill was too long, but this kinda worked out, cause his G is like his homeboy as well. i thought it was clever)

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. im not hairy
2. i feel comfortable sleeping on the floor
3. im pretty good at climbing things

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. too skinny
2. not amazing at anything, except for being too skinny
3. no will/drive, randomly get depressed, have a goddamn speech impediment or something. i stutter

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:

1. 1 part japanese
2. 1 part yugoslavian
3. all grade A sexy

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

1. walking by parked cars with tinted windows
2. swimming in deep deep water (like in the middle of a lake), even in video games
3. bull dikes

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

1. inhaler
2. glasses
3. kleenex

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:

1. glasses
2.
3.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR ARTISTS AT THE MOMENT:

1. weezer
2. random 80's bands
3. postal service, rilo kelley (though that really seems like a persons name)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:

1. maybe this christmas
2. under the bridge (you cant beat a song with the singer's mom's choir)
3. sweet child 'o mine, i cant lie, mostly all the OC songs.

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS

1. hack my hair with scissors
2. i was thinking sky diving, but i'm not sure if i want another guy strapped behind my ass
3. maybe get back alittle into tennis? i watched wimbleton and regualrly play mario power tennis, so i should be good

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):

1. be extremely comfortable so we can make fun of eachother and not think anything of it
2. completely and utterly unjealous and trusting
3. i just thought of something, what if my girlfriend was into video games and we went to eachother's dorm room (im thinking in a college (just to clarify for those who got lost) romance) and just played games together and stuff? that would be AWESOME.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE

1. i talk to myself so often its scary. at work i have to stop myself just incase someone looks into the aisle and sees me speaking to no one.
2. i've almost died 4 times
3. i love... cake?

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:

1. skin, neck
2. smile
3. not curly hair. for some reason curly hair just makes me want to gag. same thing for alot of makeup.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:

1. shoot my dog like the boy in ol' yeller. that was one emotionally strong boy
2. gain weight
3. like fake punk/goth kids

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

1. computering
2. reading
3. being with friends, climbing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

1. sleepover
2. go to college but never leave highschool
3. take a shower

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:

1. make computer games
2. build stuff
3. cut down stuff

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:

1. cluster of tiny tropical islands so i can canoe to each one
2. england, maybe italy?
3. i'd say your mom, but i actually want to move there.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1. chop a big tree down like a lumberjack
2. bleed! haha, get it? cause its before i die
3. not become a pathetic person

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ:

1. everyone. i read livejournal too religiously and i need people to update more. maybe some steven action, i'd like to see his response to alot of these things
2.
3.

mooglestripteas @ 2004-12-16T19:10:00

2004-12-17T03:11:03Z

I'm really annoyed at everyone saying how the media portrays beauty as something unattainable because the models are so skinny. being a skinny boy sucks, i had to kick a kid in the crotch to get the last medium size at Old Navy. They only carry XXL, XL, and L sizes apparently. besides that, i very feel awkward in clothing places. i feel like i dont belong so i tend to walk around really fast all over the store over and over and when i do find something, i tend to mimic a child looking at a dead bird. i try not to touch it, but if i have to, i use the very tips of my forfinger and thumb. its quite sad. it could also be because 70% of the store is for girls and the other 30% is for attractive gay men and i dont think i fit into either catagory. ......

flick. flick. flicking myself in the head

2004-12-12T01:48:13Z

i went to panda express on my lunch break with my dad, and on that little rice paddle thing hanging on the wall beside the sneezeglass was a sticker that said "made in china". i just thought it was funny they left that on. those jokesters at panda express. i wouldnt be surprised to see a slingshot hanging out of their backpocket and chewing some Big Chew bubble gum like real big leaguers do

mooglestripteas @ 2004-11-28T22:33:00

2004-11-29T06:32:10Z

never thought i would say this, but im glad its school tomorrow.

old busted hotness

2004-11-28T05:07:54Z


jackie chan is love
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my god.... this is a survey thingy that actually works. plus its raining right now, right now as i type. look, i type a T and its raining while i just typed that T. amazing.

so im amped for christmas. at work they played nonstop christmas music and i mean, it was kinda annoying cause they played a billion different remakes of the same song, but it was a good song so its alright. oh boy, oh boy im amped. i sure am. im really excited to see this tree light that this person put up for the last two years cause it uses fiber optics and it looks crazy awesome.

besides witnessing the transition from regular world to holiday world, things have been pretty boring. and by boring i mean drag-ass, comatose, watching my hand grow skin cells boring. im dying. its the truth. i suppose i'll see you at school.

mooglestripteas @ 2004-11-21T23:05:00

2004-11-22T07:03:55Z

i had to post something now that my icon changed. if you take a gander at my layout, my new icon, and then my last entry, i look like one of those whiny brooding bitchs that i hate so much. my only savior was a name not associated with teenage angst in any way. so now that i dodged the hypocritical bullet, lets get to the meat.

this winter deal gets me messed up every single year, with the early darkness and actual coldness. we live in california, i should never have to worry about protecting my innocent ears from the molesting cold. did you know as a child i had to wear a beanie every time i went outside during the winter? do you know why that is? because they'd start getting balmy red and swell up to 3 times their original thickness for god knows what reason. im completely serious when i say that whenever i turned my head, i could feel the weight of my ears pulling against my head because of the centripetal force.

this year being our very last as residents of LCC and our parents, i kinda wanted to go for the festive approach to christmas and new years. nothing fancy, but i also wasnt joking when i said i'd buy a knitted sweater from old navy. maybe even a couple. so if anyone would like to partake in some themed clothing, we can throw down and make a day out of it.

mooglestripteas @ 2004-11-11T21:41:00

2004-11-12T05:40:40Z

i have this terrible fear that i'm going to miss being depressed when im older. so many grown adults say that they loved high school and wished they were back, and then there are so many adults that wouldnt be a teenager again for anything. i just dont know which one i'll be. but if it is the first, if i do wish i could be back, i dont think it'll be because we had the time of our lives. i think it'll be because there was so much activity and emotion into every tiny aspect of our lives that its something amazing to behold. everyone is so keen on the innocence of children, maybe i'll be keen on the emotion of adolescence. who knows.

mooglestripteas @ 2004-11-03T21:45:00

2004-11-04T06:00:04Z

the season premiere of the OC is tomorrow. i've waited for so long for this to happen.

when my brother was staying home last year, we would become giddy before the show started. he's 22. and hes not even a big loser like i am, so you can imagine what it feels like to be a day away after patiently living in the absence of It.

i'll undoubtedly talk about it after: the number of organsims during the first 5 minutes, etc.

cheers.

update: my dad just said "so that show starts tomorrow right? 8 o'clock?" hahahaha, i love it

classic example of my life

2004-11-03T00:29:19Z

i was craving bagels all during study buddies because we have cheesecake flavored cream cheese, and i come home to find that my parents ate them all in the morning. hungry from having no breakfast nor lunch, i had to eat the cream cheese on a hamburger bun.

blows my mind

2004-10-30T04:38:24Z

the world is completely insane. i'm amazed at these potsmoking loitering kids. i really can't believe them, its befuddling. not 10 minutes ago, i drove to blockbuster in the vons shopping center near my house and there are like 8 or 9 kids right in the middle of the goddamn street, the boys with skateboards and the girls with skanny skirts. right in the road. not even in the vons parking lot where there wouldn't be much traffic cause its 9, but right in the middle of that road near olive garden just in a circle talking and skating. i really wanted to hit them, but i didn't, (someone should upgrade me to saint status for that, but no one will cause the person in charge of that is probably off potsmoking or skating) so i went inside, got my movie (they're still in the middle after 15 minutes) and i left. im driving home, turn into my neighborhood thing, and as i take a right hand, i see 3 raccoons. 3 raccons walking, not loitering, but WALKING on the side of the road. ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. raccons, animals that cannot be smarter than 7-yr-olds, are successfully being a lesser pain in the ass than a group of teenagers who somehow could not understand that cars sometimes like to use streets.

i dont understand it